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Thursday, January 07, 2010 - 10:43 AM
Early
on in a novel much concerned with the child-bearing and child-rearing
practices of Manhattan's ultra-rich, protagonist Nan Hutchinson falls
into conversation with a lawyer who explains to her the "in-vitro
offset" in certain prenuptial agreements. Under such a provision, the
lawyer says, a divorcing husband who has seen his wife squander a small
fortune on fertility treatments "with no output" is entitled to deduct
those costs from what he must pay his ex. In other words: No offspring,
no full settlement.
For Nan, whom readers and moviegoers will recognize from the
best-selling 2002 novel "The Nanny Diaries" and the film starring
Scarlett Johansson, this legal gambit is a sign that little has changed
since she fled the Upper East Side a dozen years earlier, disgusted by
the way the well-to-do put a price on everything and neglect their
children in the process. The lawyer's tutorial in "Nanny Returns" also
signals that the authors—Emma McLaughlin and Nicola Kraus—are back to
what they do best: skewering the manners and mores of those with more
money than God.
It starts with appearances. On a drizzly winter day at a Park Avenue
lunch party, Nan—now in her early 30s, freshly armed with a graduate
degree and trying to launch a business-consulting firm—notices that the
middle-age women in attendance look identical. They all have ponytails
and wear Anne Fontaine blouses, riding pants and rain boots. How do
these women manage to march in such sartorial lockstep? "Is there a
blue-blood bat signal that goes up?" Nan wonders. "A dollar-sign
silhouette projected against the cloudy sky?"
Their children have their own tribal dress, as Nan learns when she
starts consulting at a fancy private school where she has been hired to
help the faculty work better with board members. (It's an implausible
development, but then plot is not the authors' strong suit.) Boys and
girls alike at the Jarndyce Academy favor black separates with pastel
shirts and ties. The boys wear long hair that looks "as if they've
found their grandmothers' bob wigs and thrown them on backward and
slung to the side." Manhattanites will know what she is talking about:
Walk down certain stretches of Madison Avenue on any school morning and
you'll pass droves of preppy boys flicking hair out of their faces.
Through
a contrived series of events—including a pre-sale walk through a Park
Avenue apartment and a midnight encounter with a former charge—Nan
finds herself entangled once again with the family immortalized in "The
Nanny Diaries" as "the Xes." Their son Grayer, who was a sweet,
love-starved 4-year-old when we last saw him, has grown into an angry
teen. Now he has a younger brother, the 7-year-old Stilton. (It's an
amusing name—maybe Grayer should be pronounced "gruyère.")
Nan tries to hold down her consulting
gig and check in with the X boys—she clearly cares about them even
though her nanny days are long past—while occasionally rushing back to
the brownstone in East Harlem that she shares with her husband, the
"Harvard Hottie" from "The Nanny Diaries." Hottie, also known as Ryan,
is out of town most of the time working for the United Nations because
he is so obviously a good person, which makes him different from just
about every other character in the book.
In rare quiet moments at home, Nan stares out of her window at "the
Key Food bags that appear to be blooming off the backyard tree" and
worries about how the young Xes are going to survive their parents'
breakup. Odious Mr. X has left his wife for an actress named Carter
Nelson, who reluctantly allows the boys to come live with her in a
glass tower in the West Village. But then Stilton burns his hand on the
stove—which doesn't look like a stove because Carter has insisted on an
artistically rendered kitchen. Nan chooses to take Stilton to the
emergency room instead of waiting for the movie star's homeopath to
tend to the wound. The indignant Carter announces that New York "may
have been ruined" for her by Nan's impudence and decamps for the West
Coast, leaving Mr. X and his sons behind.
Meanwhile at the Jarndyce Academy, a
handful of students go online to attack their teachers with obscene
videos and vicious insults. Some of the offenders are the children of
board members, who block the students' expulsion and demand instead the
dismissal of the teacher who was the main target of their campaign—and
who happens to be one of the school's most effective and compassionate
instructors. Nan, appalled, protests but cannot stop the sacking. As
"Nanny Returns" moves toward its conclusion, Nan tries her cheerful
best to counter the brattiness of the rich, both young and old, while
chasing after her own dreams of a flourishing business.
Part of the appeal of "The Nanny
Diaries" when it appeared eight years ago was voyeuristic. The authors,
who had worked as nannies while they were students at New York
University, clearly knew the world they were satirizing. Their
underlying message—look how crass and unfeeling the folks at the
pinnacle of financial success can be—was welcomed in boom times by
those who hadn't made it quite so far. But the theme also has an
inherent fascination, and the current financial downturn has not
dampened the appeal of Nan's adventures.
Anyone who has read "The Nanny
Diaries" will recognize the sequel as much the same in tone and
structure. Happily, the detailed observation in "Nanny Returns" feels
just as up-to-the-minute—with the earlier book's out-size success, the
authors may have been able to do first-hand reporting from the wealthy,
nanny-employing side of the equation. In this outing, though, it's
apparent that Ms. McLaughlin and Ms. Kraus have thought harder about
their material; the result is a novel that is more resonant and less
glib than its predecessor.
At a Hamptons house party, the teenage
Grayer gets drunk and acts loutishly to a woman about Nan's age. Rather
than tell him off, the woman flirts with him. "This is how the Grayers
become their fathers," Nan muses. "The women who should be keeping them
in check were someone else's neglected daughters and their reflex is to
flatter and cajole, no matter what asinine offensive thing trips from
the guy's mouth." The cycle continues, even if the recession has dented
the trust funds.
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